Come on Eileen.

Eileen was literally just telling me this story and I have to share it. She turned 50 a few months ago and decided to throw herself a party. It was at her house, which enabled her to have a huge amount of friends and family. She was telling me that she has a female friend that likes to date black men and they always joke about the “added benefit” they offer. Remember the saying, once you go black?… Anyway, her friend decided it would be funny to give Eileen a rubber sex toy in the shape of a penis, and in the shade of black. As the night went on and the alcohol flowed, that sex toy became a party favor. Joked about it, tossed it around, etc. They have a pool in the yard and being it was a hot summer night, a lot of the guests were in and out of the pool. Playing games and joking around. One of the games, “bobbing for penis” ended with the birthday girl jumping into the pool to retrieve the penis and bring it back up to the surface. The best part of this story is that when she came to the surface, she had the penis in her mouth, waved her hands in the air, and beamed with the excitement of her victory. Her son however watched his mother as she emerged from under the water and muttered, “I’ll never be the same again.” Obviously her son is an adult and able to handle such things but I guess the thought of anyones mother in a pool with a black rubber penis in her mouth might be a little hard to see. I’m sure it was a party that most of the guests will remember for a while. I know I will. Happy Birthday Eileen!