Edible Genitals.

Ok so just recently I heard this little story that made me laugh. My client Laura that’s been coming to me for many years, as well as her family, was telling me when she was a kid her parents gave her and her siblings chocolate. Sounds innocent right? Well it first started with her describing the difference between a vulva and vagina. I, for 40+ years, thought I knew what a vagina was, but it turns out I didn’t. The vagina it seems is just the opening and “tunnel” that leads to the cervix/uterus. The actual image that I knew of is the vulva. The whole sha-bang. That being said, she asked if she ever told the the chocolate vulva story. I said no because I thought I probably would have remembered. When she was a child, her dad celebrated his 40th birthday and it seems that a friend of her parents must have given him a chocolate molded penis and vagina (vulva). I guess once the humor of the gift subsided they must have realized that the kids would get a kick out of a treat of chocolate so they cut it into pieces and gave it to Laura and her 3 younger siblings. Little did they know that Laura saw them both before they cut them up for consumption and used her young educated brain to put 2 and 2 together. So to speak. It makes for a good story today, and even more so when she tells her now adult siblings with their own kids, about it. I of course can’t wait to question her mother about it the next time she comes in for her appointment!